Water will make you put on weight
by Noah Briand
Are you sure about that water?
In recent studies held by the University of Austin in Texas records that water does indeed hold fatty calories. Drinking to much water will start adding weight first to your hips and then your under arm flab. The healthiest drink available to the public is now Diet Coke.
Dangerous fat cells in here
Better be finding a better way to refuel during time outs #GatoradeWhereYaAt
Natural spring water?? What a scam, such a disgrace.