The Airship

The Future of Transportation, Buy it Today

The Future of Transportation

Hey there, are you trying to make the map of the U.S Continent, are you also trying to travel without getting seasick on a smelly steamboat, or are you trying to escape the fuzz, because you stole a small amount of gold. Then look no further, because there is a new device in town. Introducing the Airship. There is no roads, and no tolls to pay, just one endless field of cloud, and a chance of rain, and you wonder how much this would cost, $300,000, $400,000, NO! It only costs $200,000. But, the first 30 callers will get an airship for free. Call 1-800-Airship Now!