Mission: Possible

Your mission, should you decide to take it....

AIG Lead Teacher

You alone have been selected for the opportunity to become the AIG Lead Teacher at your school. The details of this elite position are so confidential, that it cannot be put on paper. You will need to come to a meeting held at the Central Office at 1 pm on Tuesday, June 11, to find out the details.

I'm sure you have more questions about the mission...

...More details await!

Attend the meeting on June 11, and you will be given the details you need in order to decide whether to accept or decline this offer. However, if any of our AIG Force needs to contact me, I will never disavow any knowledge of your actions.

I do not have the ability to make this paper disappear in 10 seconds.