The Maibatsu Monstrosity

Available now for only $89000!

An SUV guaranteed to change the way you see driving

What does it have? Everything!


Capacity (L)3.8

Bore x Stroke (mm)95.0 x 90.0

Maximum power (kW@rpm)184kW @ 6,000rpm

Maximum torque (Nm@rpm)329Nm @ 2,750rpm

Compression ratio9.8:1

TypeMIVEC

Fuel typePetrol

LPG CompatibilityYes

Fuel tank capacity (L)88

Fuel consumption (ADR 81/02 litres per 100 km)†13.5

Read what a mom says

Phil and I just had another kid. So of course we need a bigger SUV. Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It's so big...we lost little Joey in the back and couldn't find him for an hour! When I'm rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4-wheel drive, and in amphibious mode, it can cross rivers! So far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I can focus on the important things. Like gazing longingly at the pool boy...or buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon? I'm a mom, not a conservationist!

The best SUV on the market, really