Extra! Extra! Get Your Pants!
Get your very own pair for just 3 chickens!
You can find them at your nearest castle Today!!
Ladies! Are you tired of plowing your husbands fields in your dress? Get a pair of pants today and you wont get your old dress caught in the plow anymore! Men! Are you tired of you dirty old clothes dragging the floor? Buy a pair of pants today and you will be the talk of the town!
But we aren't finished! If you buy one pair of pants, you get another pair half off! ONLY ONE AND A HALF CHICKENS! Buy now before this offer goes away!