Fishing for a good time?
Come to the Freshmen Prostitute House!
This almost legal activity is for adults "fishing" for a good time! The house is full of Coppell High School's freshmen class, willing to work for you! Our fees include an upfront payment of $50 with an hourly fee of $12. If you wish to have a membership, then you can pay a yearly fee of $350.
Benefits of the Freshmen Prostitution House
Having the freshmen class at the Freshmen Prostitution House solves many problems for CHS including:
With the freshmen class gone the school population will go down 27.3%.
Money raised by the freshmen will help serve the needs of the school.
Without freshmen, the student teacher ratio will decrease and make a better learning environment.