HOMER JUST INVENTED THE TURTLE!!!!!


Homer the famous poet just invented the all new Turtle. It is being tested for gamma radiation and toxic exposure. The turtle looks like a four legged shell with a neck sticking out the back, or maybe the front but that info is still unknown. Homer says it is a battle machine and can catapult 10 ton boulders at the enemy. The turtle is now being trained for battle and will be tested between now and 21 days from now. The turtle will bring us victory to rule the world! Wait Homer just recently invented the Banana! More news on the Banana soon.