A Very Merry Unbirthday

Don't Be Late for a Very Important Date...

"Have I gone Mad?"

"I'm afraid so. You're entirely Bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."


The Gals of Flats 408 are at it again. Getting older. Acting like adults. Making big decisions. And throwing one heck of a party that will incorporate none of those things.


This isn't your average birthday celebration. It's an Unbirthday celebration. Instead of adding another year to our timeline, we're taking a few away. Regressing at an astounding rate in fact. And we're inviting you to do the same - to leave the monochromatic District behind and take a leap of faith... down the Rabbit Hole.


As you can guess, our soiree this year is inspired by Lewis Carroll. Alice in Wonderland themed attire is strongly encouraged. Please bring your favorite beverage to share and RSVP here. We will send updates and reminders through our Facebook invite. Guests are welcome so long as you RSVP for them!


Lastly, anyone who presents us with an unbirthday gift will also receive a gift in return...


See you at tea time,

Jamie, Becky, Ashley, & Andi

A Very Merry Unbirthday

Saturday, Nov. 23rd, 8pm

225 I St NE

Washington, DC

We live in Apartment 408 in Concord, the eastern tower of Senate Square Towers. To get in, just look up any of our names (Bonk, Bernhardt, or Close) in the electronic directory in between the sets of double doors and we can buzz you in when you call.


If you have any trouble, see the concierge in the small building in between the two towers and they will guide you in the right direction!