The West Egg Gazette
August 5, 1923
WITH HARDINGS DEATH COOLIDGE TAKES PRESIDENCY
Three days ago President Harding died in San Francisco. As of late July, Harding has been experiencing severe pain, that doctors have wrongly diagnosed as food poisoning. In the evening of August 3rd, President Harding suffered two major heart attacks and died. The Vice President, Calvin Coolidge therefore has become our new president. Where Harding was genial, garrulous, and debauched, Coolidge seems dour, silent and even puritanical.
The late Warren G. Harding
Even after the infamous Teapot Dome scandal, President Harding will be remembered for his passivity he took towards the presidency.
30th President of the United States Calvin Coolidge
Took the oath of office, from his father, a justice of the peace, by the light of a kerosene lamp.
GREAT GATSBY NOT SO GREAT ANYMORE
Mysterious woman caught sneaking out of Mr. Gatsby's mansion at approximately two in the morning last week. Reporters on sight said she had short, dirty-blonde hair. Who could this mysterious woman be? And how does she know Gatsby? If anyone has any information on this mystery woman telephone us at 1-800-WESTEGG