If I Built a Car

Hey lead foot... want to let off a little?

Have you ever built a car? I thought not, but I am working on the design for one as I type.

My modern machine will be very futuristic, with all of the things you would want to make your life very efficient. It would also have all of the things you need so that you don't have to waste ANY time out of your life while you travel. Don't know how that's possible, well, just read on my friend. I will enlighten you.

So, as you can see, I've got one great machine.

I bet the next thing you're going to ask is if you can hang out with me. I'm one cool dude, right? Well, you would have to wash your hands before you touch the door handle to climb inside. You'd have to take off your shoes on the rug (no dirty feed- I have sensory issues and it MAKES ME REALLY CRAZY TO STEP ON THINGS!