Best Racist Jokes Ever

Best Racial Jokes

Although we respect all races and do not wish bad for any race but the reality is that racial jokes always has and will always stay very humorous. Whether you share them with your friends just to laugh or you use them insult a person, they always end up creating a hilarious environment.

However at the end of the day, jokes are just jokes and one must not take them personal. So just for laughs and nice times, in this article I am going to write down a few great racial jokes that will surely make you and your pals laugh.

Best Racial Jokes:-

What do you call a short black person? By their name, you racist.

Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?

A: Because an Asian was driving it!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal.

What’s the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.

Why do pills work? Because they’re white.

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat.

What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.

Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.

How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn’t. He scared the limbs out of it.

Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment.

Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?

A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.

What do you call a white person running down a hill? An avalanche. What do you call a mexican running down the hill? A mudslide. What do you call a black person running down the hill? Prison break.

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? Because they have to pick the cotton out.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They know how to run shoot and steal.

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt. Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. “Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!” one exclaimed. “No I haven’t Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment.” As she searched her bag, she found something and said, “Here this should do it.” And she tied a ribbon around his member. “Serves him right,” they huffed and continued on to church. Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said, “Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!”

This is it, these are some of the best jokes that I found. If you like these, then comment below for others to see and share the article with your friends.