Cow Hats For Cows!

Only $5.99!! (zoinks!)

Having Trouble Showing Off Your Cows?

Are you tired of lame NORMAL looking cows? Well no need to worry any longer! With the new cow hats for cows you can feel confident about your cattle! Your livestock can finally feel comfortable in their own skin and with the new price of only $5.99, your wallets can rest easy too. So ride your tractor on over to the nearest Dollar plus and get in all the action.

Call in NOW and get a 82¢ discount!

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Studies show that cows with cow hats for cows are a shocking 73% happier than normal! They can feel confident, beautiful, and energetic with this FAB' accessory.

What are you waiting for?!?!?!?!?!?