Material Safety and Data Sheet
- Surface properties: brown with very dark brown hair that may look black to some, but isn't! Also brown eyes.
- Boils when my little sister is being obnoxious
- Melts if people give me money $$$ or food (:
- Can cause a lot of laughter when being extremely silly
- Specimens can be found in various states:
- Sad when I have too much homework
- Happy when it's the weekend
- Becomes stubborn and unyielding when people tell me my hair is black, but I know that my hair is DARK BROWN.
- Is repelled by terrible smells and liars
- Is attracted to people who are funny
- May explode spontaneously if someone talks too much about something that I don't care for
- Requires copious amounts netflix to survive
- Is inert when watching the sunset
- Is impervious to drama