Material Safety and Data Sheet

SYDNESIUM

Symbol- Sn

Atomic Mass- 64.4 Kg

Discoverers- Dee and David Lintz Dallas, TX

Occurrence- Highly concentrated deposits found in bed watching netflix or in the gym playing sports. Extremely low quantities found doing chores because element makes little sister do them.

Physical Properties

  • Surface properties: brown with very dark brown hair that may look black to some, but isn't! Also brown eyes.
  • Boils when my little sister is being obnoxious
  • Melts if people give me money $$$ or food (:
  • Can cause a lot of laughter when being extremely silly
  • Specimens can be found in various states:
  1. Sad when I have too much homework
  2. Happy when it's the weekend
  • Becomes stubborn and unyielding when people tell me my hair is black, but I know that my hair is DARK BROWN.

Chemical Properties

  • Is repelled by terrible smells and liars
  • Is attracted to people who are funny
  • May explode spontaneously if someone talks too much about something that I don't care for
  • Requires copious amounts netflix to survive
  • Is inert when watching the sunset
  • Is impervious to drama