Week 5: Praise be fantasy hockey
shut up Greg
State of the Second Tier
Week 5 franchise wide scoring:
- Tier 1: 145.9
- Tier 2: 144
From the Desk of Dr. TBS:
Waiver Wire Wizardry
Kyle: Baltimore (15)
WINTER IS COMING, AND SO IS MIKE SAKSEN - IT'S TIME FOR MATCHUPS!
Eat shit Romo. (Hate 167, Manginas 150):
My only solace was watching him bungle yet another game in the waning moments - TAKE THAT ROMO.
But FUCK, his wife is SO hot.
Kyle gains a few more Eskimo Brothers (Sandy 150, Brothers 128):
This Dish was brought to you by Kyle and Ged, who approve this message
Omgggggggg lolololol (Cheezerz 145, Hubris 142):
Jess remember that time you scoffed at my prognostication skillzzzz? DO NOT EVER DOUBT ME EVAR EVAR I AM OMNIPOTENT.
See you at the TG in a week and a half?
Le Heartbreaker (Kibbles 149, Utes 147):
Austin shoots 12 over par in very narrow loss to Steve (Juggz 178, Lil' Pokurz 84):
I really like how the bottom half of Austin's roster went 1-2-3-4-5, that's extra cute. Turns out Matt Bryant did not score 15 touchdowns. He was close though, he got zero. Steve cashed in on Arizona's defense, which was fortunately playing Cam Newton's high powered offense. Anti-nirvana: Austin would have hit a respectable 100 had he played Randle over Thompkins, but hey Eli is a piece of shit so close your eyes and throw the dart.
Week Sixxxx Predixxxx
Don't Get Sanduskied: This will be a sassy matchup, and I think Omar's time is finally up. After I loosened him up for Zack of course. Jerry 155, Hate 138
Vag Bros: Kyle things will probably get worse before they get better :( DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY JESS???? Hubris 133, Eskimos 119
Queso Juggs: Mmmm yummy. Let it ridddde!! Juggernut 140, Safety 125
ChinVickomon: Going straight by the current prediction *tie alert* Poke 120, Kibbles 120
In the meantime, you can all go blow yourselves.