The Boring Times
The stupidest and most boring news ever!
Boy falls down and gets a small bruise!
Earlier today a boy about the age of 5 fell down and got a small bruise on his knee! Shocker!
A flower blossoms!
It bloomed approximately 5 days ago!
The desert of dullness.
It is just so realistic that it hurts my brain.
Jellyfish glows for the first time!
A very boring orange glow.
Taylor Swift cuts a toenail!
The toenail was about 1 inch long, 1 inch high and 1 inch wide!
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