Norfolk Junior High School
Soar Stories By Nolan Strand
.Humpty Dumpty Murdered?
Humpty Dumpty was sitting on the Eiffel Tower one day. He was singing to all of his fans from Paris. It was a hot, sunny day in the summer when suddenly he was pushed off the Eiffel Tower! He was tumbling and trying desperately to grab onto something. Humpty Dumpty was cracked. They gave him 187 stitches and will have to keep the stitches in for the rest ofhis life. The crime scene showed that his cousin, Watermelondre, pushed him off because he was sitting on her Cotton Candy Frappe from Starbucks. She was arrested and they forced her to work at Starbucks. Humpty Dumpty lived happily ever after.
The Derek Jeter Life
My feature story is about Derek Jeter, he is the all time hit leader for the Yankees. He was named the Yankees team captain in 2003. Jeter retired after this season ending with 3,465 hits his whole career. He is now 40-years-old. Jeter is 6 foot 3 inches. He was born in Pequannock, New Jersey in 1974. His birthday is June 26th. He played high school baseball for Kalamazoo Central High School. Derek played in college for the Michigan baseball program. He has one mother, one father and one sister. Their names are Dorothy (Mom), Sanderson (Dad), and Sharlee Jeter (Sister). He ranks 6th overall for hits in the Major Leagues. Jeter is one of the best of all time.
Are family movies for you? If so, Toy Story is a great family movie with a great story line. The main characters are Woody-Tom Hanks and Buzz Lightyear- Tim Allen. This action filled movie was made in 1995 by John Lasseter. It is a G rated movie for any age. The theme of the story is to never leave your friends. The author did a great job by having a good plot and theme with up and down moments. Lasseter also made Toy Story 2 and Toy Story 3. Other characters in the story is Rex, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, Slinky, Ham, and the toy soldiers. This movie is definitely a 10 out of 10!
SnapchatSnapchat is a very fun way to connect with your friends. You send pictures for 1-10 seconds, you choose how long. In Snapchat, you can make your text bigger or smaller to help people read it. You can also draw pictures to explain your sentence. There is also a way to text without pictures on Snapchat. All you have to do is slide to the left and you then text away!