For sale-Brand new house

£69,000,000

THIS HOUSE IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE NOW!!! ONLY IDIOTS NEED APPLY!!!

It is a big house with loads of monorails nearby, even the NOU CAMP! BUT, the best thing is a gigantic lol!
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For Sale £69,000,000 BUY IT NOW!!!

What is in it?

Well, there is a double plug socket, a tunnel, a swimming pool and a picture of a baby on the garden

THIS HOUSE IS GUARANTEED TO BE A GIGANTIC WASTE OF £69,000,000!!!

UNKNOWN DODGY DEALERS!!!

'WHAT COULD GO WRONG?' "I hear you ask, well EVERYTHING!"